The Absurd Manifesto

Here's to those who will be unusual today.

I envy E.B. White’s confidence:

“I must decline, for secret reasons.” The audacity makes me laugh.

Over the past couple of years, I’ve struggled with certainty. It’s been tough to know when to say “yes” or “no” or “I must decline, for secret reasons.” What I’m sharing with you today started in the Notes app on my phone, like, 3 years ago. I presented a…